What were they thinking only releasing this now? The smell of a dive bar is one that invokes blurry images of half-remembered arguments, warm, flat beers, bar stools that somehow lose a leg and throw me to the floor, piss-flooded bathrooms, and bear-soaked nuts. Basically, it's the smell of my safe space. Needless to say, Miller Dive Bar perfume will be high on my Christmas list.
The perfume, aptly named Dive Bar-fume has already sold out, only confirming I am not alone in my love. Being able to smell like the world's living room is clearly a big hit among Americans. Why not turn up to dinner already smelling the way you're going to end up collapsing into bed anyway?
The perfume, developed by Miller High Life has captured the dive bar in a number of clever ways. In their description, they say they have drawn the cedarwood of the bartop, the musky scent of barstools, salt of the bartop fries, and the crisp smell of none other than a Miller High Life. I guess I'll have to add the overflowing urinal scent myself then.
The bottle of Miller High Life Dive Bar perfume is on sale for $60, but it is currently sold out. However, it is limited to only one per household. So, keep your eye out for it coming back into stock.
Miller Raise A Stink With Dive Bar Perfume
The dive bar perfume is a genius move on the part of their marketing team. I can think of a number of great uses for it already. If I start regularly using it, my employees, lovers, and friends will never know if I have just gotten out of the shower, or stumbled from my local bar. "You smell like a brewery" will no longer be an insult thrown at me by disappointed parents, it'll be a compliment on my cologne.
The internet is loving it too, with a wealth of puns flowing forth. However, one X user highlights a problem with the new dive bar perfume from Miller. "I can see the headlines now: Husband Who Promised to Quit Drinking Ends Up on Couch After Trying to Smell Good for His Wife."
I certainly wouldn't mind a bottle in my stocking this year. Some smells just bring so much comfort. All I need now is a mouthwash that simulates the morning-after-multiple-pints breath.
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