A man lost his fantasy football league, and as punishment, was banished to the local pub from opening to closing. The catch is that every pint and shot he drank, he got to leave a little earlier. Even I, a brit who enjoys a good night out at the local boozer, have to admit this is too much.
Although I am also rather impressed.
Riley Collins shared the journey to X in a very long thread as he documented his every drink. Every beer drank allowed him to leave 20 minutes earlier, and every shot took 30 minutes off. His journey began at 10:03 am.
The thought of such an early shot makes my liver shiver.
At first, he was pretty quick with his boozing.
By 12, only midday, he had sunk his sixth round. That's six beers and six shots in two hours, an incredible feat. "I gotta slow done," he hilariously wrote, the alcohol beginning to grip him. He still had to stay for another "9ish" hours. That is, unless, he drank even more.
After this point is where all structure begins to break down. His seventh beer was just a beer, without any shots. The next round starred a friend, and also displayed his drunkenness.
"My leave time is 7 pm but I think I'm gonna be ripping it longer. The night is young," he wrote.
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The rest of his online documentary about his challenge is a mess, and it's hilarious. After some waters to keep him going, his day-long challenge becomes simply a good time with his friends.
"Beer 11 and as you would expect, I have lost track of what time I leave at but I will keep going. To Valhalla," he wrote further down the line.
After some more waters and some food, all composure of the challenge finally broke down.
"Honestly, no clue where I'm able to leave but it's gotta be soon but now the boys are here so I'm not leaving," he wrote after consuming his fourteenth beer.
"Beer 15 and I feel sober I love my friends and I love going out," he wrote above a picture of him drinking with his friends.
The video updates from this point are pure chaos. All track of time and counting have gone out the window. "I killed the Time but we keep on going on," he eventually posted, crushing the challenge.
"This might be my last update but man did we have a good time. We did a lot 13 hour shift atm but it seems like it's going longer. We ride," he finally writes. Although he's utterly smashed in the video, I must extend a round of applause for the man.
He did it.
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